The Typical DeviantArt-User

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the typical DeviantArt-User. What ? Are you offended ? Oh, I am just kidding. Of course I mean the typical Deviant-Art troll ! Ladies and gentlemen, this is Brandon !

Brandon lives with his mum and dog somewhere in New Jersey. He has no work, no friends and no hobbies. So this is why he tries to "Communicate" with his environment. But because Brandon is such an idiot, he does not understand the basic rules of communication. He is also ugly as fuck, but his mum always explained to his dear son that good looking is not everything. He he....

His favourite anime are Lucky Star and K.On. But he is afraid to admit that he watches so shitty shows, so he keep explaining that every anime out there is "commercial kitsch" and that Japan sucks. Sure Brandon !

He hates Justin Bieber just for the sake of it. No ! He hates everything popular. That's why he tries to be independent and listens to Avantgarde Black Metal bands from Iraq all the day. Succesful bands like Radiohead or Muse are labeled like Emo by Brandon. (See also [link] )

So that's it. That's Brandon. Our so beloved idiot troll who wastes my god damned time here on DA ..... Do you know what Brandon ? Fuck You ! You can fuck yourself so hard, till your mum licks your dogs ball !